@SEMiNurse's (Angie) most faved Tweets...
I love my anniversary. Mostly because I hear "you deserve an award for staying married to him" a lot. It's fun.
When you're already going 10mph under the speed limit, do you still need to slow down for cops? I'm asking for THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME.
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My dream is to someday have more than one person star my tweets. That sounds dirty. But I love it.
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Rainy, cold, lazy day. Definitely the kind of day that makes you want to stay in bed. I mean, I do most days, but for other reasons.
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Burger King has "angry chicken." What exactly does that mean? And going in or coming out...I'm not sure either way is a real selling point.
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I need to return a call to someone who is ridiculously long winded & never stays on topic. Trying to think of a way to not call back. Ugh.
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Thought I had Monday cornered, I had it right where I wanted it...then, SURPRISE. Monday has moves I never would've guessed. Thanks Monday.
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Watching a wrinkle cream commercial, 6-yr old says "Maybe mom could get that." Thanks. I needed that today. Just punch me.
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Lady, just so you know, the tiny T & spandex shorts don't make you look any less like your 5yr old's grandma. You had him late, embrace it.
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Done with the portion of my day that requires me to be awake & articulate. Onto sleepy & incoherent.
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HEY LADY YES YOU WAY OVER THERE - I DON'T CARE WHO YOU DATED OR WHEN OR WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID - QUIT TALKING SO LOUD.
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Two & a-half hours in a meeting...and I left EARLY. Good to know Obama will fix all that with health care reform.
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Let's hope this group I'm teaching isn't alert enough to notice that I'm not really paying attention either.
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As much as I love playing soccer, it sure makes you look like a victim of abuse. And by you, I mean me. Bruises everywhere.
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Driving home, tired, surrounded by rush hour traffic, I ponder the deeper questions. Like if that nose picker procreated.
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Huz told 6 yr-old to be more careful after tripping last night. 6 yr-old's answer: "Well I wasn't the one holding the flashlight." Love him.
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Halloween shopping tonight, 15-yr-old asked "why does every girl feel the need to dress up like a whoremonger for Halloween?"
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