Let's all stop acting like we hate marriage, relationships and friendships..they're all beautiful things when shared with the right people.

My cooking brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "فيه ريحة حاجة بتتحرق عند حضرتك"

Whenever I call someone, a part of me hopes that they don't answer.

I once had an Italian friend, but she pasta away.

Don't confuse a funny person for a happy one.

Egypt has taught me to look both ways before crossing a one way street.

People, like songs, lose their magic when they are loved by too many.

Rich does not mean classy.

My "maybe" on your facebook event is a polite no.

When a guy texts you while he's gaming, it doesn't mean he loves you, it means he just died.

You know you like someone when going out doesn't make sense anymore if you're not going to see them.

I don't miss you, I miss the perfect image I gave you in my head.

That week before exams when all your friends become religious.

It's okay fridge, we're all empty and cold inside.

Good memories are sad to remember.

You're not in love, you're just self destructively bored.

Sorry, I can't answer the phone right now because you're calling.

Silence owes me a lot of gold.

God bless us ladies who can shower and get ready in 15 mins.

Whenever I'm at home I wonder why didn't I go out, and whenever I'm out I wonder why didn't I stay home.