I'd support Villa in any division they played in but let's not test the theory, eh lads? #avfc #vtid

Jim Davidson is trending. A warning to users that libel laws do apply to twitter accounts. Be careful when accusing him of being a comedian.

@dougie1brown Paul McCartney fired from a cannon aimed at Rio and my night will be complete!

#StrikersBetterThanChamakh Bob Crow

Gob. Smacked. (courtesy of @seeninthedeen) pic.twitter.com/GV2FtDLj

Villa won't even want any compensation, McLeish can start tomorrow if need be #avfc #McLeishforEngland

America. The only country in the world capable of giving @piersmorgan the moral fucking high ground. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves

@frankieboyle Ben's a bit dim, he should have a second account.

I follow 268 people and @paulmalignaggi manages 29 consecutive posts on my feed. Man is a MACHINE! That's why he's undisputed #tk

Luis Suarez, perhaps the only Premier League footballer capable of eating an apple through a letterbox #lfc

@51allout *most punchable face in international cricket klaxon* In comes Brad Haddin.

@niallofficial If I were to sneak a peek at your birth certificate, would there be an apology from Durex on there?

. @ravibopara Son, the way you're going, this summer, I'd let you bat in my greenhouse. #nodamage

Good win for @cricketingbears vs Worcestershire #ratherbeabearthanapear #youbears

#McLeishForBirmingham

Twitter trending topics are answering their own questions now http://t.co/fkQn0WWt

We're getting Joe Kinnear, aren't we? #avfc

Shaun Custis would benefit, greatly, from being smashed in the face by a Ford Mondeo. #sundaysupplement

I'm quite certain this video hasn't received enough hits! Red card? http://t.co/6Qn08rRl @stickcricket @51allout @hoffy555

"I leave the toilet seat up" #armstrongconfessions