Josh Hamilton in his last 5 ABs: 5-5, 4 HRs, 1 double.

The same people (@piodeportes1) that reported Adrian Beltre's signing last year just reported Prince Fielder to the Rangers.

This is just wrong. On so many levels. #bandwagonfan @sportssturm http://t.co/0sAcfDYg

@texasrangers_hq please stop affiliating yourself with Rangers fans. Sincerely, everyone.

RT this if you can't stand Mark Teixeira.

I miss Tom Grieve and Dave Barnett.

Prediction: Mike Napoli will punch CJ sometime this year.

#RTerrorism RT @wrong_again: Retweet this if you think the Rangers are heading to the World Series tonight! #postseason

"If you’re concerned about getting tired because of two years in the World Series, you don’t belong here.” - Ron Washington. #letsgo

Michael Young can’t win. he gets jumped on when he can’t make a play, and then everyone jumps on him when he makes a good play.

I doubt I'll see this from my followers, but you will be blocked if I see a joke about Josh. #preemptivestrike

The Darvish slow curve is my favorite thing ever.

You know who hasn't said much of anything about Josh since he left? The Rangers.

This umpire is absolutely horrible. Just horrible.

If Troy Crossley is one of the three people who was arrested. Oh my. So much irony.

Some idiot just yelled "go to Sherlocks and relapse with Josh." Some people shouldn't speak.

Things that don't matter: whether you boo Josh or not. Things that do: winning baseball games.

April 1st will forever be known as Elvis Andrus Extension Day.

Happy Easter, everyone. Also, Happy Opening Day.

Michael Young is DH today. Complete the rest of the joke to your desire.