@audaciouslyhere I'm clever.

@audaciouslyhere awesome.

@audaciouslyhere unlike Obama, I'm not going to sleep until I know you're ok.

@audaciouslyhere breaker, breaker 1-9. You got your ears on?

Prayers for @audaciouslyhere.

#NormanOK

Obama to Morehouse College grads:

"Avoid the temptation to make excuses and to take responsibility"

LOL!

#p2 #tcot

Obama to Morehouse College grads: "I want to be a better father, a better husband, a better man.”

How about being a better president?

@audaciouslyhere @bnpiper um. Lisa is dealing with tornadoes.

17M more on food stamps is winning RT @toure: Low info voter: RT @arppinder: @toure obama has been a bust as a president

Doesn't know what the president was doing during Benghazi attacks ===> @pfeiffer44.

Let me help. He went to bed.

@foxnewssunday

@crissyspeaks79 <backing away slowly>

Everyone is subtweeting me today RT @crissyspeaks79: I will call your ass out. When I do, don't cry.

Is it racist of me to hope the Powerball winner is someone living here legally?

I predict a "low-level" Cabinet Secretary, who was planning to leave anyway, will take the fall for every Obama scandal.

#Obamagate

@zombieurkel @knc2000us @2009superglide How many black US Senators do democrats have?

@bnpiper @2009superglide @knc2000us wait. What. Whoa. What's getting whacked?

@knc2000us @zombieurkel @2009superglide these Obama zombies are in a hypnotic trance and can't see what a lousy job he's doing. Blake Bush.

Nixon deleted 18 mins. Obama lost 2 days of emails immediately following #Benghazi.

All of the current scandals occurred during the 1st term. Can't wait to see what transpires in next 4 years when he has "more flexibility."

They got audited? RT @crowleycnn: What do @condoleezzarice @nancypelosi @reppaulryan @kamalaharris and @starbucks CEO have in common?