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I had a long horrific nightmare about being late for my child's field trip...not sure if I'm growing up or I've went insane.
If you were a song, you'd make me wanna roll my windows up...and drive by quickly.
No matter how far I drive or where I turn, some how I always end up in Idiotville.
Is there anything that feels better than scratching an itch..... Only someone else scratching it for u.
Best thing about Pensacola Beach this weekend.....HOT guys on beach. Saddest thing....watching them hold hands with their boyfriend.
It's been a tough week, do you suppose it'd be okay if we stop pretending to be adults just for the weekend?
Kids don't do drugs....flashbacks are real! Only this morning, I heard voices saying Backstreet Boys are touring.
I can't be the only one who plays Candy Crush....for the sexy voice compliments...sweet! delicious!
Was excited about this 3 week Road Trip, but now all I can think about is where will I get my nails done in Yellowstone?
Instead of just saying it's hot, daughter says, "Mom, why can't we move further away from the equator?"
Why is it every time a cop is behind me, I get so nervous...you'd think I was on my way to deliver a kilo of cocaine.
As of 3 am this morning, the biggest mistake you can make is teaching your cat to fetch.
You do realize after 3 divorces...it becomes FACT that you're the Problem. You either pick shitty partners or u are the shitty partner.
Mumford & Sons makes me wanna throw all my shoes away and grow dreadlocks.
It's Friday afternoon, no traffic charity here.
Get your ass in the back of the line.
Patiently waiting for the people from Storage Wars to show up on Hoarders.
Let me apologize in advance, if your beard is that long, I'm asking if you might have a spare duck calling thingy.
It must be Monday, I just ran three miles and the cops weren't even chasing me.
The best thing about growing older is the perks of insanity.
I've always been kinky, but now I have a flat iron. Enless your Hugh Hefner, I'm taken. http://favstar.fm/users/SIPgirl_/recent