Let there be noble heroism inside every woman. Let there by nurturing softness inside every man. The androgynous becomes us. #Artwiculate

'Hello. My name is Silia and I'm a pedant. I've not corrected anyone's use of "irregardless" in 8 years, 3 months and 26 days.' #Artwiculate

Itsy Bitsy Spiderman #TitlesRuined

Eunoia: a beautiful mind that never met a vowel it didn't like and doesn't know y. #Artwiculate

To love him from here to the sky, is all I can proffer to him in this fragile, sublunary life. #Artwiculate

Xenolinguistics: Glossic Encounters Of The Third Kind #artwiculate

On alabaster sails let us launch the improbable dreams. Despite cynics' doubts wherever the oneiric lives, suspend disbelief. #Artwiculate

Where the heath meets the cliff, the heights are wuthering. #Artwiculate

And when I die, I want no graviloquence in my passing. Just throw my ashes in summer's Greek sea, and party. #Artwiculate

My Big Fat Greek Bankruptcy #TitlesRuined

Upon the irreverent surf a sulphur sun sunk. Magenta and carmine insinuate their way into his reign. Another day bids à Dieu. #Artwiculate

Heliotropism doesn't scare away the beetles. Here comes the sun little darling, and it's alright. #Artwiculate

Time stilled in the pastoral in an sempiternal spring. Of this, the cloven-footed God's flute hauntingly sings. #Artwiculate

Religion is therapeutic. Sure it is. For thousands of years it has cured myriads of acolytes from wanting peace. #Artwiculate 

Hell hath no fury like a sassy vixen scorned. And if the maiden be Greek-born... surrender all-thou art forlorn! ;-) #Artwiculate

A dappled sinking sun hides, then seeks amidst the sylvan canopies. From far away a whippoorwill punctuates the dusk. The day is done.

Assaulted by the gauche, the loud, the uninformed, and the comic sans users of the world, the brave aesthete soldiers on. #Artwiculate

Tramontane? Far out! #Artwiculate

Does happiness lie in having one's desiderata manifest in life? Or in the singular desideratum of wanting what one has? #Artwiculate

Profundity may not be black or white, but there seems to be none in 50 Shades Of Grey. #Artwiculate