Wow. RT @spulliam Stunning: This week marks anniversaries of VA Tech shooting, Waco siege, OKC bombing, and Columbine.

LeBron could win 38 rings and y'all would be like "but he don't got 40!"

I was on Twitter in 2009, before it was cool. #hipstertweet

So the Richmond Police Chief stepped down after allegedly helping Chris Brown fake community service. Stay classy, #Ratchmond.

OH EM GEE I LUV MY FRIENDS!!!! <3 <3 <3

Not to knock Hackenburg...but FUMA plays schools like St. Chris and Collegiate. I feel like he hasn't seen this type of competition.

The internet will collapse in approximately 24 hours #WTT

#WhitePeopleActivities Keeping Flo Rida's career alive.

I'm going to wait until tomorrow to go out and buy discount candy for myself. You know why? Because I don't love these hoes. That's why.

If you leak a picture a girl sent you just because she doesn't like you anymore, then you're just bitter and have no life. Don't be a tool.

Why are people suprised Gucci Mane hit a fan? The guy has a tattoo of an ice cream cone. On his face. Why would you approach him?

So are we still pretending George Lopez is funny or...?

It's impressive that Ray J's penis made an entire family famous.

I hated middle school.

I'm out. RT @officiallyice: nah i'm crying...nigga said he was @jcolenc for Halloween: http://t.co/9Sw8Y8CQ

Lebron is such a good sport when he's winning but he's the WORST loser ever man. He just threw a temper tantrum and ran across the court.

I don't hate the Heat. I just hate the fact that they have the most obnoxious bandwagoners ever that can't locate Miami on a map.

Online summer class is definitely one of my better decisions in recent months.

I need to catch up with @tvskmvstr soon!

Hey, you. With the meal plan money. Yeah. Let's be friends. So you can buy me things. Then not talk to me ever again after finals. Cool?