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Higgs boson walks into church, priest says "We don't allow your type in here." Higgs replies "But without me, how can you have mass?"
Wow! Seriously, wow! RT @qikipedia: Slo-mo video of a cymbal being hit with a drumstick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kpoanOlb3-w#t=3s …
Author of The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets, Fermat's Last Theorem, The Code Book, Big Bang & Trick or Treatment?