If this tweet gets 10+ retweets, I'm going to quit my job tonight.

Baba Sehgal should open a restaurant and should go around tables reciting his rhymes. Then take the wallets when people die.

What this country needs is a Dexter.

What the fuck is up with diwali bakshish?? Lord Ram saved his wife therefore I owe the mailman?

Bwahahahaha *chokes on food and dies* http://t.co/gOJihAW7

Friend's car stolen in Noida. If you see it, please report/tweet to me. Esteem VXI Pearl Silver color, [UP16 M 4952]. Please RT.

It's absolutely ridiculous if he's being given the same respect as a soldier killed in action. My respect for this nation just diminished.

YOU ARE A FUCKING ROCK BAND WHO RECORDED THEIR LAST ALBUM TITLE TRACK VIDEO IN A PRISON FOR FUCK'S SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Stop trying to make sense. There is no higher purpose or meaning. We're just debris flying through space.

If the world ends tomorrow, I'll be most pissed about the unfinished torrents.

Please tweet to @homebot_india if you need a house or need to put one on the market. Trying to build an account to help ppl. Please RT.

Okay, let's get this clear. Stop blaming Delhi people for the "rioting". Something like this would've happened anywhere else in the world.

Often, the best thing you can do is leave and never look back.

You people want a fucking candlelight march and a facebook protest? Demand fucking death penalty for rapists. NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS.

Bwahaa.. UrbanDic definition of Ho: A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room

That awkward moment when you get to someone's house to murder them and they are watching Dexter.

Vella bhenchod. "@uberfacts: "Eleven plus Two" and "Twelve plus One" equal 13 and both have the same 13 letters."

Chop those people responsible for the Guwahati incident into pieces while they are still alive and burn them in a tandoor in public.

I'm looking to rent a place. South Delhi or Gurgaon (near Kapashera Border/CyberCity/Metro). Shared 2BHK or 1BHK alone. Pls RT.

Delhi Metro services affected tomorrow between 11:30am and 12:00pm due to earthquake testing. Pls RT.