seth macfarlane rehearsing for oscars in the mirror. 'jews' he says. 'jews. jews. jeewwwwws.' he stretches his jaws wide. 'jewwwwwwwwws.'

@donglord69 pretty soon you're gonna tell me a bunch of young people are getting rich quick on a tech bubble or something

I realized I stopped posting links to my work. So here's my @pattonoswalt review. http://bit.ly/lMs7SA

@hellteen you didn't tweet this from the hermit_thrush account, caught

@grifteezy 'teach young boys that feminism is good' - I LOVE TO CRAP

All of these shooters - ALL OF THEM - are men. Because we teach men that psychological illness is a weakness to hide.

@drsleaze there are so many of your tweets i want to retweet that i just simply can't

@lincolnsrevenge @pilgrim945 #replacefelliniwithdick

@colsonwhitehead they WERE Kung Fu fighting, they WILL Wang Chung tonight

Bars that play Maiden are all right with me

@broverdose yeah i hope so that way andrew wiggins will go into the hall of fame as a supersonic

BREAKING: Jodi Arias convicted on 4 counts of being totally hot, DTF

@mattdidit the blartist formerly known as paul

@notfaulty horse_ebooks

'some jalapenos would be primo' - real sentence uttered at subway

@notfaulty imagine that page autotuned and sung to a sleeping baby. congrats, u are glenn beck

@notfaulty very good cosplay of the website 'twitter' on the left

@notfaulty intellect is a rare thing in games anyway. far cry 3 tries for colonialist critique but ends up itself being really racist

@notfaulty and provided support to pinochet in chile

@donglord69 gotta throw some stolen car logo jewelry in there too