"And it turned out that the mission wasn't even a little bit impossible!"
#imaginedlastlinesoffilmsIwillneversee

You must all watch From Dusk 'til Dawn on @film4 later. Clooney and Tarantino as possibly the most dysfunctional siblings in cinema history.

@rufushound I once tried to be the cool uncle by jumping clean over my nephew. I slipped and scissored him round the neck. #mondayconfessed

@wh1sks Me: "Make me a tea?" My Dad: "Shazam! You're a tea." Every fucking time.

OK everybody stop Twitter, we've found ourselves a winner. A cow photobombing a horse.

via @davidfarrier http://t.co/7ESLIXwk

"Draw me like one of your French girls..." http://t.co/ReaMYIaP

Music: An ear's favourite meal.

#VagueDictionary

@mooseallain

@wh1sks If someone asked if it was Wednesday I would have to respond with "Yep, all day."

Wow. @film4 absolutely nailing it tonight with Monsters and Cronos in one night. Two big faves of mine.

@pundamentalism Lescott Physical #ManCitySongs

Fuck CERN, if you want to open up a chasm in the fabric of spacetime, just allow BBC to keep doing exposés on itself.

The Spy Who Loved Ghee #takeawaybond @gdorean

@benedictfarse They've started wearing their pyjamas during the hold up. It's become a Pearl Jam Jam jam jam jamjam jam.

@mooseallain A Hat: Worn above a belt.

#VagueDictionary

Just bought this for my three friends and an acquaintance...


http://t.co/eB2LJgKP

@darkbeige "Tears on my Pirlo"

@stephencgrant The Good, The Bad and the Strong Features

#PCfilms

@mooseallain You might find @quoteburn quite amusing. It's a collection of all the mis-quoted phrases I see around twitter and some of mine.

It's the @film4frightfest all-nighter at the @wshed, Bristol tonight.

I forgot I could be this excited.

You've Got Mayo #filmcondiments

@andy_dutton