They call me GLITTER TITS !

I can't fuck with y'all no more.

“@itweetnshit: Any of my white followers want a white history month or nah?” << nah we got white history year forreal.

“@worldmkakes: Gave it all away for a quick piece of pussy that flaps in the wind” << that flaps in the wind !! lmfao I'm dead !

It will be hard not to talk in my British accent tho. Especially if we're having tea.

I'm excited for my sisters bridal shower tomorrow. I'm going to surprise her by dressing & acting like a lady. No burping or farting.

My mom always tells me when my boobs are hanging out like I dont know.

How come all the waiters & waitresses at PF Changs ain't Chinese ?

I keep my mind on my money, my money on my mind. but you a hell of a distraction the way you shaking them hips ! @mo_weezy

black people of all shades and ages love to be called bro.

my religion is reefer.

“@etphoninhome: "@nickiminaj: hiiiigh" get ur schmoke on” << lets poke some shmott.

team no kids is dwindling down every day.

@worldmkakes it's so annoying !! ima have to get some waterproof mascara.

“@flygerianjeff: Who the fuck got queen Latifa pregnant?” < wish I did.

I fucking hate teen mom more than any other show in zee worldddd. 🌍👽

because her whiny ass voice is annoying and allll of her songs sound the same #TaylorSwift

GAAHH. I fucking hate Taylor Swift. go away.

lmao RT “@dreadsandbooze: Hopefully I never wind up on Catfish. I need to stop selling you hoes dreams.”

@worldmkakes amen.