@SRQ2U's (Mary) most faved Tweets...
I had TWO college boyfriends contact me this weekend, after 30+yrs. WTF--did the drugs just wear off, or the meds just kick in?
When I heard that someone had died yesterday, my initial (unspoken) reaction was "Lucky bastard". What I said was "How awful!" A+ Editing.
While you are all fighting over stars, I just sold my house and my car to keep my kids in college. Pardon me if I'm amused.
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I'm changing my A.M. greeting from "Good Morning" to simply "Morning". Statement of fact, not a delusion.
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Calories to be prominantly placed on vending machines? Oh yeah, like putting "smoking cigarettes can kill you" on packs stopped smoking.
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Ran out to CVS to get 2 packs of cigarettes, a bottle of wine and a nail file. Got the same sad look from the check-out guy as you have now.
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Attribution. Look it up, employ, then send out my tweets. Or at least star it before you steal it. Thank you, have a nice day 8o)
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next time I go for a power walk after wine, I'm calling it out for what it really is...a buzzkill.
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Sarcasm chastity-belt in place. Spouting only pleasantries until noon. Baby steps. I'm taking baby steps.
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Going out for a walk. A long, slow, sensual walk. Awww, who am I kidding, I have to take out the garbage.
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@theacerbic1 and don't even think of stripper pole...I'm so old the last stripper pole I used was an Egyptian obelisk.
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Everyone at the party said "I'm soooo glad you sold your house!" Not sure how I should interpret that. Still smh.
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Went to a party last night in the *old* neighborhood where USPS rules. Got stunned looks when I slapped asses & said, "Yeah, I'll star that"
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Already violated my self-imposed ban on sarcasm this morning :(
Mission scrubbed. Re-launch set for tomorrow.
Mission scrubbed. Re-launch set for tomorrow.
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Ah shoot, the french tweets are starting to coming in, time to switch neural firings in 3..2..1 LAUNCH! (or is it lancer?)
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