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When 8 yr old says, "Will you still be angry if I tell the truth?" Brace yourself.
Hi new followers! Put on your seat belts. This ain't Disney.
Dear people who call me,
There's a reason I'm on Twitter.
Taking my boys to the pool now. This is the part where I hope all the people at the pool had fun today because its about to end for them.
Relationship status: 7 year old banging fists on my back to get me to feed him is my version of a free massage.
Someone put my toaster setting on 6. I just made 2 hockey pucks.
Kids who wake themselves up & get ready for school: When is that upgrade coming out?
I tell my kids "I'm going to the bathroom."
In kid language, it means "Time to ask mom for 25 things" & "I have to poop too."
Relationship status: I just sneezed on my iPhone and apologized to it.
I like to open my garage door when people walk near my house.
So glad I made my son hotdogs, turkey, ham, rice & chicken so he could ask me for PB&J.
If we "fall back" a couple more hours, I could be a morning person.
Is it wrong to say my 10 yr old son can be a real dick? If so, I won't say it.
My iPhone battery died today and I had to keep stuff I thought to myself.
I took the clothes out of the dryer so they won't get moldy. Now they're gonna get wrinkled because I set my goals too high earlier.
If I was a Barbie doll, I would be Carbie Barbie.
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