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When in doubt, sing Wagon Wheel
A fat ginger told me he was related to Umphrey's McGee so now I'm questioning everything
Oh rascal flatts, shut up
Sometimes I'm funny but most of the time I'm sober
Tonight I was sitting in a chair & I literally passed out & fell forward face first & woke up on the ground & idk why or what's goin on rly
George W Bush is sexy
"Oh happy thanksgiving Susie, now go clean the entire house before 3:00." - my mother right now. What a joke.
And right now I wish I went to the University of Arizona
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
Spread love wherever you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa