#maddow
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.....Mr. Wrong. Shut your pie hole, Bushies!

#maddow
"I am not atomic playboy."

#countdownKO @keitholbermann
What? No "Down goes Frasier"?

@ultraverified
May HIS noodley appendanges emprace you.

#countdownKO
If Santorum doesn't want "sex" in the military, shouldn't we just chemically castrate our men in uniform. No naughty thoughts?

"Maddow Left" and science-lover!

#maddow #Maddowfan

#Countdown
If it were up to the repugnantcans, the old and poor would be Soylent Green.

@robdelaney
I just realized that you'll never see them. So let's say a good 4 inches in diameter and tinted purple w/ a tattoo of Popeye.

@robdelaney
Like i always say, when it comes to pizza, keep your pimp hand strong.

#CNN
Michelle Bachman is the funniest stand-up comedian the GOP has produced. Hil-fucking-larious. Education is unconstitutional? Too funny!

#maddow
Time to start handing out the National Emergency supply of Diazepam.
Chill people, we'll be Okay.

Tolly-Bon.

Fuck the Weather Service! I like it when tornados & hurricanes sneak up on me.

SUPRISE! Weeeeeeee!

"Don't cave, you pussey"

My inner thoughts on Obama's press conference.

#p2

If Rep. Weiner never actually hooked up on FB, Rep. Weiner should change his name to Rep. Palmer.

@selfdeprecate
When I loose a follower I scream at my iPod "You can't handle the Truth!"
Then I check the last 10 or so tweets I sent. >: )

I wouldn't fire my plumber or auto repairman for dick pics on FB or Twitter, why would I have separate precepts for my congressman #lastword

Poor judgement on a personal matter, but as a politician, I respect Rep. Weiner. This should not change his ability to do his job. #maddow

Some days, I like to check how many followers I've lost. I'm actually disappointed that people haven't unfollowed me.
You guys love me! : )

#maddow

Oh sure, blame the stick ponies.