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You can have anything you want in life if you work hard enough, so fuck that.
I'm making my special Friday night depression chilli out of Oreos and whipped cream! #arriba
Life is tough but someday you'll be dead so STOP CRYING
Someone fill my hope-bubbles!
I love what I got for Christmas but I could really go for champagne and a girlfriend who enjoys watching Twin Peaks.
What's up party people!?! JK. None of us were invited to parties tonight.
Sometimes love means putting something weird in your mouth.
Our ennui is so heavy we can barely lift our fingers to type these misanthropic missives.