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Your dating my ex, cool! I'm eating a sandwich, you want those leftovers too?
The days are long here on Gilligan's Island, I think the professor is gay.
Last night my husband ask me for a bj, I gave him a 20 & told him to go get 1.
#ultToTD for black history month I'm gonna pretend to support the president.
#ultToTD for black history month ima tauk like dat All month & get sum new kicks& laugh at bitches trippin bout they baby daddy's !
#ultToTD for black history month ima go on Maury to find out who my baby daddy is. & all 5 of dem mufucker bet not be trippin, 1 is da daddy
#ultToTD for black history month I'm going to elm. Schools & pass out candy to all the black kids who are surrounding white kids w/candy!
Your dog licks your face to get the taste of his balls outta his mouth.
Twitter is kinda boring tonight!
- I take full responsibility
If your Avi is naked, you ain't right!
If its so funny wheres my star?
Anyone who is on twitter non stop has no life....yes that includes me!
Everyday I'm up b4 the alarm, someone needs to remind me at night that its not a race.
Today was sponsored by the letters F U C K. & THE WORD PUBERTY
I love kids! Just not on twitter. Is there no place just for adults anymore? Oh yea the bar!!
Lack of Loratabs makes momma a bitch, xanax makes momma a little easier to deal with. Life w/o either make me wanna kick you in the throat!
Sex is funny, funny like your laying in the wet spot funny!
No that's fuckin funny!
I write, I take care of my son & I support local music! everything else is a secret!