#sciencejokes Want to hear a joke about sodium bromate? NaBrO

Robbed an ohmless person. There was no resistance. #sciencejokes.

Jua Kali's album went aluminium

*ascends into comedy heaven*

O+P+T+I+M+U+S = 15+16+20+9+13+21+19 = 113 is a Prime number; Optimus = Prime. Your mind = Blown Again.

“@cikukariuki: JUST IN. thugs enter a buruburu mat and shout, "sisi sio al shabaab. sisi ni wezi wa kawaida" Everyone starts clapping.”

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Mugabe sext: Do you take credit card or wheelbarrow

CAUTION: To fit in skinny jeans. Leave your esteem, dick, phone and wallet at home

Brace yourselves. The 1024 x 768 New Year resolution jokes are coming.

Chuck Norris isn't cool anymore. If he was, he'd come here and slam my face on the keybaorefwojabwdsowfjeklsbjv sdjo

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@comex Congrats :)

Was expecting something more on the lines of ‘ I've quit coding and now I'm into gardening’

Mutoko cures cancer

#1 ‘Omg what an ego’
#2 ‘Why didn’t she cure AIDS. Selfish bitch’
#3 ‘No wonder she’s a single mum’
#4 ‘Fuck her’

'Slut' is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for using her right to say “no”

Remember when G+ was going to replace Twitter? LOL. Good times that afternoon was

Accidentally mixed oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus. OH SNaP #sciencejokes

Whoever hacked Bieber's account should be allowed to keep it for eternity, this is gold

❒ Single ❒ Tekken ☑ Mortal Kombat

"Sky sources understand that Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri has been ruled out for season after dropping his wallet on his foot."

#HowToSpotAKenyan 'We're ranked 3rd in beer consumption? We should be first. I can't accept these mediocre results. We need better training'

@kanyewest Fuck you man. Of all the women in the world, you picked the one with two brain cells