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I bet Madonna has an absolutely terrifying vagina.
When someone else's bed feels like your own, that's when you know you're home.
Twitter is the parasitic vector that unknowingly carries a creative infection from host to host.
If you don't like sex, then there's something wrong with you
You make me feel happy like an urm ..... UNICORN, that's right I'm a motherfuckin' UNICORN!
You wear sex like a logo
They served me a cocktail with a gummy snake in it , my life is complete !
When we kiss it's like a star collison, fireworks can fuck off, they're insignificant.
Putting my tongue in your mouth is like sticking my finger in a plug socket.
One Bono, two Bono's, three Bono's, four. One pretentious prick is enough, the world couldn't take anymore!
I like my men like a jedi on the street and a sith under the sheets.
Always cherish the little things, they will be the things you will miss the most.
Isn't it just convenient that the so called 'LINE' I'm not supposed to cross is invisible.
Just casually looking at middle class things I can't afford.
I may not be one for public displays of affection, but when we're alone the tables are turned... Hug the fuck outta' me!
1,2 buckle my shoe ... Wait a second, this isn't the fucking 1800's!
It could of only been more perfect if the postman had a handlebar moustache
What are forget-me-not's?
Hugo Boss, worldwide fashion icon and clothes designer. Designer of the Nazi SS uniform ... Think about that
If you suffer from Hayfever, you are allergic to the pollen,which is the plants male gametophyte, therefore you are allergic to plant sperm.
Follow me on here, you can't anywhere else, it would be classed as Stalking. Biology Undergraduate.