When folks start speaking in Jamaican accents & you know Bondo is the farthest they've been then it's time to ban some radio stations

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Is the bus OK? RT @nokia_connects: Meet the #NokiaLumia that got run over by a 16 ton bus! http://t.co/WgSsVwzn

LMAO! In troll news > Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins http://t.co/ay5xJIvV

& asks for a concoction of intoxicating fermented beverage? RT @dwanzi_: PLO Lumumba walks into a licensed liquor serving establishment.

She got a phone number so I call her phone number. True

Passed by The Norfolk around 5PM today where five Mercedes' tagged Ministry of Foreign Affairs were + an AU car. Hours later, PS arrested.

Lost me at 'persuasive' QT @safaricomltd: How persuasive are you? Get people to follow @safaricomltd and you might be one lucky winner

Old joke on what Internet Explorer is good for http://t.co/A2RsH6o3

"It's hard to have a dream in a city that never sleeps"

Hawkers going round peddling Beats By Dre, monster edition. Ask them they'll tell you they are the 'riro diro' (translated= real deal). Lies

Larry Rawson, Boston Marathon commentator, said the winners will invest their money in cattle because Kenya has no stock exchange. SMH

For a 900, 000 Kshs machine you'll get such comments  http://via.me/-ahjq2ci 

Wildlife romp tragedy  http://bit.ly/VIEy2q  - don't have sex in wildlife reserves

'Gangnam Style' Sets a Guinness World Record http://t.co/q2wlplgv - the South Koreans, known for the S3 & the Gangnam

How to add functionality to your smartphone camera http://t.co/ZoO8JPWX

Rothschild and Rockefeller: their family fortunes - Telegraph http://t.co/GpCQg4E1

Scientists say Uranus is large & filled with gas.

Cell Therapy - Goodie Mob

"Body like J-Lo, face like Hell-NO"