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Hey, so we all know that @goldlink's God Complex is the best mixtape since Chance's Acid Rap, right? https://soundcloud.com/goldlink/sets/the-god-complex …
Packing for Ibiza, forgot that EasyJet give you the same allowance as those boxes you keep contact lenses in.
Hey, what's your shittest celebrity story? Has Javine call you a fat slag outside Enfield Tesco? Did Terry Nutkins cup your balls?
Girl on the train is talking to her friend about jobs she can get with her politics degree - "Uh well, politics...ian. The UN. Loads."
Dawkins went full cunt, then? Didn't see that coming.
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