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@typicalcity Here's a good one we did about Mandela and Sophiatown http://sabotagetimes.com/people/nelson-mandela-and-the-soul-of-sophiatown …
Yes I reposted a shit joke again because it had a typo and no I don't care. (I do a bit)
"Stop trying to take 'Chris' out of Christmas!" - Chris, 34, has three kids and has just been kicked out of the family home by his wife.
Man smells so strongly of Lynx Africa that I could've swore that this carriage was a time machine and I was back in Year 7 PE class.
The most repulsive man I've ever seen is looking around when he says 'girlfriend' with too much emphasis and she's either dead or a hamster.
Pretty sure someone murdered the real Bendtner when he was off on his gap year in Turin like in Talented Mr Ripley. Oar to the face and all.
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