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Their agent feels the warm hand of death rest on his shoulder, feels the soft dick of death poke into his back like a bored finger.
"Don't push me, push a Push Pop. No, wait. Ahem... Sorry, I can get this right... Right. Don't push ME... PUSH a Push Pop!"
Those bad Cereal Killer Café lads are flinging tepid comebacks at full length mirror, their agent is holding his head in his hands.
Arsenal have fourteen year old FM heads and grown men in "Bosscielny" away kits and yet somehow - SOMEHOW - they've been beaten.
that old pendulum of which team has the worst fans has just swung wildly from Arsenal to Liverpool
You do you, you crazy vamp cunt.
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