you'd think Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents have a large enough budget to buy another 2 pairs of headphones...

The Simpsons: Hit and Run was probably one of the greatest games ever made!

did that really just happen... REALLY JUST HAPPEN? http://t.co/P36IDVfg

i just want my hair to be played with all the time.

The Life of Pi, in 3.14D.

it's like you are allergic to replying to text messages.

there's an anti smoking poster at work that says "swap fags for swag". I think I'd rather start smoking than have swag.

the only thing i care about the x-factor is if Nirvana will win the Christmas Number 1 instead of them. C'MON NIRVANA!

#BestBritishBandsEver fucking Queen, duh.

nothing more satisfying than taking your bra off at the end of a long day!

has Will Smith ever done a bad film? I don't think so.

see in primary school when learning the recorder did anyone else forget their recorder so had to play on a ruler? so fun.

Noel Fielding - the master of similes.

@sammctrusty if you died i reckon we could get you trending in the UK, maybe even worldwide?

#moviequotemonday feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bob-sled time.

have I ever told you about the time I went backpacking across Western Europe?

"15 Ways To Tell If You're A 90's Kid" here is 1 way... you were born in the 90's.

#IWillNeverUnderstandWhy they didn't just fly into Mordor?

#primaryschoolmemories getting my primary 5 teacher pregnant.

LIKING A BLOODY PHOTO ISN'T GOING TO SAVE/HELP/OR DO ANYTHING IF YOU WANT TO HELP GET OFF FACEBOOK AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE silly people.