At the BET Awards Jay-Z & Kanye hugged, then Kanye hugged Beyoncé... then Jay-Z gave Kim a pat on the back :(

MICHAEL JACKSON = MAKA JAHSIN

Nah but on a real, your wife should be a trophy to you. Not a towel rag that every man is wiping their balls with

What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a God? What's a relationship to a Stevie J?

The Branning family is a mess

If you see me in Prada trainers you have my permission to punch me in the nose

RT @miyagixo: Italians came out in Armani. Americans in Ralph. Pree these Ode cuppa tea pricks in gold and white < LOOOOOOL

The 100 Thirstiest Comments on Instagram http://t.co/sgqeFTxB via @complexmag < LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

People are tryna indirect their exes on Twitter and Tweegram. Me I'm just tryna find out if my mum put scotch bonnets in the stew

RT @puddisrc: Do you buss when girls tickle your big belly? — Only a little bit  http://ask.fm/a/1pmnip6c  < LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTF

Man lit up a cigar during war you know, Derek is too live LOL #Eastenders

G-Star jeans are actually expensive for no reason

RT @oloni: RT @crazykujan: People always mistake me for Beyonce http://t.co/KfLKQazz” < i know my Lord & saviour did not die for this.

Girls using YOLO to justify HOE.... haha

Not a big fan of forcing things

RT @ayeshald: 'Powell my nigga i hate it had to be him, bitch you wasn't with me running in Beijing' *tears* < :(

RT @femivii: Black people would never people to throw a "Project X" party man. Just let it goooooo. < Your English has gone clear bro!

RT @4lchemist: Fam.. I Would Have Given RVP My Firstborn Daughter.. For Free.. And He Spits In My Face Like THIS? < hahahahahahahahaha

Been a scatty 3 years, but I can say I'm my mums first child to finish university 😭🙌😁😴🎉

RT @footy_jokes: Mario Balotelli vs De Jong. http://t.co/i1YN3w6x < I'm dead