Can't wait for the On The Road movie. One of my favourite books and with Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst. Book worth reading if you've not

"I'm like a skeleton who's got his skin back & gone on an eating spree: some bits are bony, some are soft. None are right." - @scottsimpson

Westboro nut: "The bible says people who don't believe in god are fools." /
Louis Theroux: "Well, the bible would say that, wouldn't it?"

@hankgreen Moments later, the staff of Auntie's book store in Spokane are baffled by a sudden surge in teenagers asking for TFIOS...

Roses are read, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two. #valentinesday

Completed list and summation of my life thanks to @harry_a_jackson:  http://twitpic.com/c5zt1m 

Just watched Three Men in a Boat at the Tobacco Factory theatre. Very wonderful. Small theatres like that are lovely.

@laura_june I like your tweets. They're like unicorns in my timeline. :)

They have a 7am on weekends now?

Me: “Alright bruv”
3yo brother: “I’m not bruv, I’m Will.”

Spent £25 on a responsive web development computer book and it's about 100 pages long. That's the problem with Amazon vs real stores.

"And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snow-ee-EEE-eee-yyyy."

"Ja m'appelle Claude"
"Ja de flu fle"

bonding with a bouncer. He thinks I'm "too drunk". I think I'm "too fucking awesome". Not sure who's right. I think I am. Yeah. I am. Right?

Sean Lock: "I hear voices."
Stephen Fry: "Do you?"
Sean Lock: "But I ignore them and I cary on killing." #qi

“That accident must have been awful. You look positively ghastly.”

You may enjoy these real pictures of Iran, which are probably a contrast to what the media has taught you: http://t.co/X8oVjYB7

@rupertmurdoch Your tweets are so bizarre. Like an analyst having an aneurism.

It would appear that science has cured cancer! Hooray! It's being ignored, naturally, but still - exciting news! http://t.co/axBqDrtK

@laura_june I collect my shattered dreams