@johnstamos my god man, what have you done?! ;) http://t.co/pz356Fox

if you ever want a tattoo of your baby's hand around your finger, might I recommend not going to this guy. Ummmm... :*) http://t.co/zicRx2by

The #Paralympics illustrate the amazing strength of the human spirit & make me feel SO grateful for the simple things I take for granted! :)

Just named my Wi-Fi network "Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi". I'll understand if you need to unfollow. ☺🙈

Exhausted after a great day picnicking with the family❤and not so great getting pooped on by a bird. 😝🙈 Nap time! 😴 pic.twitter.com/LLP49YSDvo

#bestpickuplines *Man signals woman over with his finger* "I just made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand" ;)

that awful moment when your boss walks in just as you say "I can't handle anything over 8 inches" during a discussion about HEELS. D'oh! :*)

Pretty much ;) #mundine pic.twitter.com/gSmsCPt2

I always failed to understand why guys love video games so much. Now it all makes sense ;) #brilliant http://t.co/bAEzywD2

Emotional day topped off by a great Chooks win. :) Why people can't control themselves for one minute's silence is beyond me though.😢 #ANZAC

I think having Tom Waterhouse promoting gambling - something that had ruined the lives of players and others - is absolutely appalling. 😔

Not usually one for pre gym selfies but I love my girly ensemble today! :) #pink #pretty 💕🌺💝🌸 pic.twitter.com/umJlHJlStd

It's Origin day, baby!!! :) #uptheblues
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Thanks for keeping the @sydneyroosters record of 19 wins in a row alive, Canberra!! Yew! :) 🎉 #nrlmelcan

Is the cricket over yet? 😳☺ #NRL2013

well played, sir! ;) haha http://t.co/rd7vv8HV

My rhyme for remembering planets was always My Very Energetic Maid Just Swallowed Uncle Ned's Pony. Now she's just swallowing Uncle Ned. 😳🙈

Robert Lui playing in the #WomenInLeague round? You've got to be effing kidding.... 😠 #NRLnqlsyd

Usain Bolt may have run 100m in 9.63 seconds but *I* just finished a plate of spaghetti bolognese without getting any on myself :)) #aimhigh

@leagueweek I took one look at this and thought big Sam was being tackled by the ref. Curse those Panthers jerseys! ;) http://t.co/hE17xfqw