I need more followers! This is almost as boring as facebook! Would a pic or avi of my 38G's help that at all?!?

There are thousands upon thousands of tit, puss, porn sites for men. Why, oh why, can't I find one great cock site that isn't for gay men?

Tonight I can't stand perfect, skinny slut cunts. Those of us that are slightly thicker than them
can work a cock better.

I apologize for my language to my followers, but racist, stuck up cunts can suck my nuts and fuck the fuck off. You don't like me? Unfollow!

Make of a fool of me once, shame on you. Make a fool of me twice, shame on me. Do it again dick and we'll be making a new remake of Psycho.

Love when people read and favorite my tweets yet they don't follow. It's a huge FU in the face...well fuck you buddy! You're gonna miss out!

Alright, alright! I'm up, but in an hour I'm taking a nap.

"I'm an idiot! Youu'ree annn iddiott!!" ~ The voices in my head

What do I have to tweet to get 5 favs, much less 87!?! Fuck, shit, piss, slut fucking cunt, show me your cock, suck my clit, god damnit!!!!

If I could reach 100 followers today that would rock! If not I'll just get drunk and charm the pants off the ones I already have.

You can be a guys best friend. You can be a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, yet somehow that still insn't enough. How come guys?

I told him to go to bed, thought he was asleep, he walkedin on us at a crucial moment...scared for life!? Oh well, told him to go to bed....

So I'm not your twitter crush..big deal...I hope you don't mind if I continue to stalk you anyway.

Since when did being married mean you have to be boring and unadventurous?? I really feel sorry for lonely, single chicks...it must suck!!

I fucking hate religious discussions. I don't judge, except based on ignorance. I wish the same courtesy was extended me for being pagen.

If you don't stop making lists that tell me how to live my life your face very well may meet my fist bitch.

I have an obsession with ice.....and it being run along my naked body.

Changed my avi..enjoy or unfollow me! :-)

I may not be funny, but at least I'm fucking real, so why don't you suck my clit and fuck the fuck off.

I don't always tweet...but when I do the view is nice. :-)