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My favorite winter activity is going back inside
I love how uncle Vernon goes crazy and still won't let Harry open his letter as thousands are falling from the sky, like get over yourself.
*AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD*
A lady in the streets but asleep in the bed
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
"Jason Derulo" -Jason Derulo
What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger
Palms are sweaty, knees weak, Steve Buscemi
if you can balance education, job, social life, exercise, watch multiple tv series at once, family, and good eyebrows THAT'S SOME WITCHCRAFT
I wish I could illegally download clothes
May the 4th be with you!
EXCEPT YOU JAR JAR
First planking, then gangnam style, and now Harlem shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great.
Don't let the muggles get you down
My neck my back my pizza and my snacks
How much more must we mackle
Beauty is on the inside. For example: a fridge.
The kids in Freaks and Geeks are our parents
Sloths are so in right now
We have stereotypes for aliens. We have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about.
Lady singer in @goodjunemusic || Instagram: sammjobe || Aspiring mermaid or vampire slayer