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HELLOOO.Phenomenal cosmic power, itty-bitty living space.There you are, Peter.CARPE DIEM.Seize the day, boys.Make your lives extraordinary!
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you'll be okay don't be a little bitch.
I need a hug........e bottle of wine
Geez everyone and their mother is doing something today
I love how uncle Vernon goes crazy and still won't let Harry open his letter as thousands are falling from the sky, like get over yourself.
The only joke today is my life
when I buy something over $10: do I need this? do I need any material objects? will this matter when I face the great abyss?
who the hell is Ed Sheeran in love with because good job
*AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD*
There are two types of people in the world: people you drink with and people you are with that make you want to drink.
So hungover I've already decided to hand out candy next year
So we can go to the moon, but we can't leave a group text.......
Ok girl who "doesn't care what people think" keep saying it, we totally believe you.
Palms are sweaty, knees weak, Steve Buscemi
A lady in the streets but asleep in the bed
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
"Jason Derulo" -Jason Derulo
every time my lips are chapped or my nose is stuffed I'm like, what was it like?? to live before this?? to be happy.
When your friends parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don't want them to
Aspiring mermaid or vampire slayer and one half of @onlyfoolsduo
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