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I have lost 0 followers since I started posting pics of murdered unfollowers
Can't remember what I used my phone for before I got twitter
May sound thick but I didn't realise a wolferine was a animal I thought it was a comic book hero
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again.
#ManStuff murdering spiders on the request of fair ladies
In 1986, the price for an AK-47 in a town in Kenya was 15 cows. By 2005 the price had dropped to 4 cows. #fact
24000 tweet and I wish it to be retweeted as far around the world as possible get the ball rolling and rt please :)
Some cunt bring me a pancake
Come on people #MoreBeardandNoGlitter bish bash bosh