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Never mind the injunctions, I'm annoyed that I seem to be the only person who doesn't know how to put big black strips in my tweets.
Was offered a 'bag for life' for my groceries. It fell apart while I was queuing in the next shop. Do they know something I don't? :S
Don't understand people who say they're not bothered someone died.I'm not bothered what the weather's like in Auckland,so I never mention it
Waiting outside fitting room for friend in John Lewis. Never seen so many uncomfortable looking men in one place.
My client said;"puta mierda de cerdo inutil"as I left.Which I'm going to take as Spanish for'you're lovely, thanks so much for you're help!'
There's a police van outside.They aren't there for me but Im still wracking my brain to think of anything they might arrest me for #paranoid
#ihavenorespect for #Chezza or anyone else with convictions for ABH...
I just can't get into #thisweek without Diane.