“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.”

@cassiusbeard And I'd hate to be a troll who has to make a new account to speak their mind. Chickenshit.

List of companies vocally supporting SOPA. Do with as you wish. http://t.co/7f7w7r8V

So now Christians are threatening violence over #godisnotgreat . Sweet, delicious irony. WWJD, assholes?

Dear dentists, to the rest of the world, 'pedo' is not a short form of 'pediatric dentistry'. Don't use it in your URL. Trust me on this.

@brianwright I can't find anything worthwhile about it.Slow, has crashed twice in 5 mins,can't unfollow people easily that I never followed.

Like the idea of the Small Business Saturday initiative, but someone forgot the most basic element- a list of those small businesses.

Looks like there may be a collaboration with the Pensacola peeps next year for Barcamp. #barcampmobile would become #barcampgulfcoast .

LOL!! Men Photographed in Stereotypical Pin-Up Poses http://t.co/esCJh6iR

Hanging out with @tammyhart @mykelalvis @pauloflaherty @socialmediabham and @evantravers .

@joyunexpected @goonsquadsarah There is rumor I may or may not have once worn bacon as pasties. True story.

@debrapasquella I forget about that(other writing)! In my head you are the sarcastic one with a girlfriend and a lot of wine! Lol!

@theblowout. Nothing wrong with that!

@e_zulko I seriously need to wear more stripes.

Chick-fil-A agrees to end anti-gay donations, mandates equal treatment of gays http://t.co/4nFHexKH

@e_zulko Cute! :-)

@kweenie An offer for anal?

Btw, it was 5 years ago today he annoyed the crap out of me online and made me notice him. <3

Sharing my recipe folder with the #TGWL , all recipes in there are low carb. Updated a LOT. https://t.co/tDJniHew

Game of Thrones Rap is Awesome! http://t.co/tveV9S2O via @urlybits cc/ @jentheamazing