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Never drunk enough to dance. Never.
I've got a new motto, " I'm the best."
May the 4th be with you? So tomorrow's the revenge of the 5th?
You have a speech impediment, it's called Gay. #shitsarahssay
"Snakes? Those are mammals, they give birth to live young, worms." #Luftisms
You can always find selfies in Facebook albums titled "RANDOM!??!?<3"
Staying conscious on two Five-Hour Energies at a time because exam week is THAT fucking awesome.