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Sorry, ESPN. I cannot listen to how Paterno died of a broken heart. I don't want to throw a brick at my television.
I just found a chip caught in my scarf. I stopped eating chips 45 minutes ago. This is my life.
Tim Hortons was out of peanut doughnuts this morning, so 2013 is already shot.
That look on your dog's face when she has watched you finish your meal without giving her a bite is how I feel about the Bills' season.
Do you think, if I write a few really nice letters to the necessary parties, that RGIII would come here?
Wife, Mom, Sports Fan, Observer of Life. I'm sarcastic and always down for a nap. I like my iced tea extra sweet.