Full Halfway House #DepressingSitcoms

Sorry, ESPN. I cannot listen to how Paterno died of a broken heart. I don't want to throw a brick at my television.

@ckanal That looks like so much fun!!

Good news, everyone! I can still get a sunburn after two minutes outside. #DeathAndTaxes

I'm doing the best I can, fortune cookie! Ease up a bit.  http://instagram.com/p/YbVJaXAmBJ/ 

@ckanal I wish the Sabres had announced it at the game too.

@ckanal I guess I better start watching post games...

@ckanal Definitely watch all the episodes. There are some beautiful ones. The Suitcase is my favorite one.

I hate that we're still mathematically in the playoff race. #Sabres

@j_potter This is like a Bond movie. I don't know... will you?!?!? #EdgeOfMySeat

@j_potter Not me!! You don't know me!! *finger snap*

@_danfisher I'm not at all sure why I clicked on this photo to see it based on that description. What is wrong with me?

It's such a sad way for Lindy's story to end in Buffalo. #Sabres

@kevinbuffalo @theellenshow You get a baby, and you get a baby, and you get a baby!!!

@kevinbuffalo Your hair has great volume.

I just found a chip caught in my scarf. I stopped eating chips 45 minutes ago. This is my life.

@kevinbuffalo Keep a gate between them until they become comfortable with each other's scents.

Tim Hortons was out of peanut doughnuts this morning, so 2013 is already shot.

That look on your dog's face when she has watched you finish your meal without giving her a bite is how I feel about the Bills' season.

Do you think, if I write a few really nice letters to the necessary parties, that RGIII would come here?