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Hey, is it considered molestation if the child makes the first move? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this.
I feel bad for the guy who plays the world's smallest violin. People always think he's being sarcastic.
If I gave birth, right as the head came out I would quickly stand up and take a picture. It would make a cool queen of diamonds.
Mass suicides are probably super fun but we don't realize it because they don't have that key word-of-mouth factor.
Interesting fact about me: my vagina and asshole are completely odorless. Another interesting fact: my finger stinks. Weird!!
Dear God-I'm not religious but I'd LOVE to be saved, So if there's anything you or someone that's real& exists could do, that'd be great.
Did you hear Michael Jackson's kids are free? That's not nice. I'm sorry. Ugh, I feel bad for saying that. LOOK A BLUE CAR!
Milk milk lemonade 'round the corner fudge is made? Don't you FUCKING GET IT?? FUDGE IS SHIT YOU GUYS!! TELL EVERYONE!!!!
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