@mgbuehrlen @ginad129 @xheatherxmariex I bet she’d be all ERMAHGERD I’m the ERMAHGERD GIRL!!!

You guys, @meganwhitmer sends the best good morning texts. The BEST.

@darci_cole @hutchingsjulie I’d take a pic of my laundry piles, but there’s no need. Just imagine a closet threw up and that’s what I got.

#FF To my Writer Mamas who struggle to keep tiny humans and big dreams alive on a daily basis @jennykacz @darci_cole @tristinawright & more!

I feel like I’ve known @anginicole722 @meganwhitmer and @morsini since elementary school and hanging out is something we do ALL THE TIME.

@hutchingsjulie You’re right. I would have been digging anyway. #FF or no #FF *breathes a whisper* Traaaash Buddy… *licks used deodorant*

@hutchingsjulie YAAAYYY!!!! *bounces around* YOU’RE MY FAV TRASH BUDDY!!! Uh oh… *loses balance and falls in* TRAAAASH GLORIOUS TRAAAASH

@hutchingsjulie YOU ARE WELCOME JULIE I LIVE TO MAKE YOUR FACE HURT!!! @ebpressllc

That’s ME! RT @the_j_hewitt: For the morning peeps--newest #WorldsEnd story!!! Check out "Lucky 13" by @sarahlblair  http://hewittwcc.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/lucky-13-by-sarah-l-blair/# …

Gizoogled: @hutchingsjulie Da hobos is gonna fill a pool wit hobo pizzle n’ casually shove you up in at a hobo party.

@ginad129 @msjesseleigh @meganwhitmer @societyofsix Said Chris Carter to ALL THE X-FILES FANS.

@meganwhitmer Those are some DORJUS BUTTCRACKS! I mean… er, bus tracks!!!

YOU GUYS!!!! Fun things are happening over at The @writerdiaries with @liz_norris as our SPECIAL GUEST this week!  http://thewriterdiaries.com/blog/13777095/elizabeth-norris-giveaway …

@imnotmegan1 If you’re the master, I’m the Jedi Knight.

Deep Thoughts With Sarey:
If I ever sell a book, I hope I make enough money on the advance to buy a full price dress at Anthropologie.

You guys need to go read @morsini’ #WorldsEnd story because it’s absolutely wonderful!  http://hewittwcc.wordpress.com/2013/04/09/this-is-the-way-the-world-ends-by-megan-orsini/ …

Dear #14me no, you won’t take a single math class in college. Just survive Algebra 2 and you’ll be done forever. You can do it.

A MAGICAL THING HAPPENED WHILE I WAS CLEANING!!! I MADE IT TO 1K!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME!!!!

Hey my little Twitteroos! Go check out my new post over at the @writerdiaries all about the pains of Query Writing!  http://thewriterdiaries.com/blog/13766790/help-from-our-friends-tsd-query …

@imjustcasey @careytorg @morsini I was a #SlushZombie!!! You can cheer for #DreamTeam!!!!! #PitchMadness