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I think if the people of Gluten want to be free, like the Librarians after Gaddafi, they'll need to show the al-Qaedas they're in Democracy.
I am truly happy for the people of Liberia.
Today, we are all Librarians.
#Palin2012 #tcot #Libya
Obama thinks he can just waltz around providing healthcare for poors? What next, food & clothing? I mean is this a Bible story or something?
I have watched that damn video of Clint Eastwood's speech three or four times now, and I really don't think there was anyone in that chair.
Healthcare mandrake? WTF! Now can you see why I got out of government work? I don't think we even have mandrakes in Alaska. Obama is insane.
CRAZY shit happening outside. Russia is definitely invading. It's loud and overwhelming. Shock and awe. Todd and I are in the panic room.
Every time we set the clocks back an hour, I do a little mescaline to remind the bears that I'm not afraid of ghosts. I love to draw.
If God wanted us to look at his particles, he would have put a picture of them in the Bible. Those scientists are SO going to hell.
In the global war on freedom, there are winners and there are losers. I'm the winners.
I had absolutely NO IDEA that the Navy had trained seals to kill terrorists. What a brilliant idea.
If you think about it a moose is pretty much like a giant retarded horse with horns. Also, there's no way mooses can dance or do magic.
Are we even at war with Chechnya? I am so confused right now.
Now there's a "Curiosity" rover on Mars? What's it "curious" about? I see gays will stop at nothing to spread their agenda to other planets.
I know about Nature because I live in Alaska. For instance, if you cut off a lizard's legs, he's a snake. Then, if he talks, he's the Devil.
Can Julianne Moore communicate telepathically with bears? I didn't think so.
Nice yellow dress, whore.
Bill Gates was a good man. My heartfelt condolences go out to his family and friends. Bill, you will be missed. We love you.
There is no proof that Thesaurus actually existed and there is no reason our children should have to learn about them. Scientists are liars.
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