I think if the people of Gluten want to be free, like the Librarians after Gaddafi, they'll need to show the al-Qaedas they're in Democracy.

I am truly happy for the people of Liberia.
Today, we are all Librarians.
#Palin2012 #tcot #Libya

Obama thinks he can just waltz around providing healthcare for poors? What next, food & clothing? I mean is this a Bible story or something?

I have watched that damn video of Clint Eastwood's speech three or four times now, and I really don't think there was anyone in that chair.

Healthcare mandrake? WTF! Now can you see why I got out of government work? I don't think we even have mandrakes in Alaska. Obama is insane.

I'll be showing my support for @chlckflla today by handing out Old Testaments & stoning kids with tattoos. #ChickfilA #tcot #LGBT #p2

Please follow my friends @chlckflla!

Two of my favorite things: Bigotry & MSG soaked chicken! http://t.co/oEWyB6NH

CRAZY shit happening outside. Russia is definitely invading. It's loud and overwhelming. Shock and awe. Todd and I are in the panic room.

Every time we set the clocks back an hour, I do a little mescaline to remind the bears that I'm not afraid of ghosts. I love to draw.

If God wanted us to look at his particles, he would have put a picture of them in the Bible. Those scientists are SO going to hell.

I stand beside @toddakin. He's an American, and has the right to say anything he wants. It doesn't have to be true or even make sense. #GOP

In the global war on freedom, there are winners and there are losers. I'm the winners.

I had absolutely NO IDEA that the Navy had trained seals to kill terrorists. What a brilliant idea.

If you think about it a moose is pretty much like a giant retarded horse with horns. Also, there's no way mooses can dance or do magic.

Are we even at war with Chechnya? I am so confused right now.

Now there's a "Curiosity" rover on Mars? What's it "curious" about? I see gays will stop at nothing to spread their agenda to other planets.

I know about Nature because I live in Alaska. For instance, if you cut off a lizard's legs, he's a snake. Then, if he talks, he's the Devil.

Can Julianne Moore communicate telepathically with bears? I didn't think so.

Nice yellow dress, whore.

Bill Gates was a good man. My heartfelt condolences go out to his family and friends. Bill, you will be missed. We love you.
#RIPBillGates

There is no proof that Thesaurus actually existed and there is no reason our children should have to learn about them. Scientists are liars.