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A small child started hugging my leg. She thought I was her dad. that's a new one.
...and it flows through me like rain and I can feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid, little life.
I just received a head massage from helen's feet. Thinking about it, I feel slightly ill. My hair also smells of TCP. Joyous Saturday night
WHY DID I SELL MY PHONE TO A SMALL CHILD. I am in need of it.
I pay £3 more per week (£250/year) more than my housemates for a foot more of room and a bedside table. -.-
There is a Natwest advert featuring/normalising a lesbian couple
well done Natwest
omg NO. A moth flew into my mouth mid yawn and omg I will never forget this moment, help me.