Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
People with small feet wear mini vans
If your sign isn't ripped to shit and covered in blood, you're not protesting properly
I feel like we should be at a point in our evolution as humans that waterproof socks would be a thing by now
Our hands touched in the potato wedge box and I knew it was for real
I have mixed feelings about blenders
I may not have school tomorrow but I'll still wake up with class
Super crawl is a super hero with cerebral palsy I think
I hate it when autocorrect changes my "hahahaha" to "hahahahaha" like, it wasn't THAT funny
If Jimmy had 4 carrots and Sally had 7, why was Jimmy's dad such an alcoholic?
Shawn Lubinskis hair is so big because it's full of secrets
Free excuses for handing in homework late:
-Dog lost its hands
-Family lost their hands
-You lost your hands
-Gone With The Wind was on
I don't usually subtweet, but omg you guys, 6 inch chicken teriyaki on flat bread toasted with extra banana peppers.
So weird how everyone who unfollows me wakes up the next morning to their family being brutally murdered by a very angry flock of doves :S
You'd think babies would be weirder after spending 9 months in solitary confinement
"Wanna go clubbing?" - teens in Nunavut
The worst part about short term memory loss is the worst part about short term memory loss is the worst part about short term memory loss is
I hope it snows tonight so that we have a snow day tomorrow.