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  • SarahsJokes
      Not Silvestri @SarahsJokes

    If your iPhone screen doesn't flip on it's side like a horny drunk girl on prom night, just slap its ass a few times. The girl, too.

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Keep this in mind when reading my jokes: My only question to God would be what color is clear?