Say this fast- { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *RT if you get it*

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how
many people act wasted.

bitch, I do this shit, I'll erase you like I drew you bitch,

You should introduce your upper lip to your
bottom lip sometime & shut the fuck up.

Dear Whoever is reading this, I hope you know that you're never alone &
that somebody out there loves you more than you will ever know.

"Awww you've grown so much!" "I remember when you were
just a little baby!'' "Who the hell are you?!"

Facebook is not completely useless cause without Facebook,
i would forget 99% of my friend's birthdays.

Dear
Teacher;
I talk to
everyone. So moving my seat won't help.
Sincerely,
Student

That awkward moment when you open the test and you cant even answer the first question.

"You're too gorgeous to be single!" "And you're too ugly to be flirting with me"

The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends..

be different , fuck trends.

Saying "what if" and then going into a huge scenario that will never happen.

The awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not
hang out with
someone because you'd rather chill at home.

Expect anything from anyone, the devil was once an angel.

You can call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.

Being ugly is a good thing.
At least you know nobody would rape you.

Find the Gay person: 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 ~ Can't do it, can you? we're all the same.

A girl needs to wear two things to look great: Confidence, and a smile

I don't care WHO you are; if you text me "K.", you're
getting thrown off a bridge.