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I JUST MET LADY FUCKING GAGA. YES, I AM CRYING.
"What if Dick Clark's death is a sign that there won't be a new year???"
Pinche Lebron... I hope someone puts itching powder on his sweatband next game.
Entire TL blew up with "HE DIDN'T EVEN HIT HIS HEAD" tweets. Love my Spurs tweeple.
I'm so over those trees that smell like jizz...
Sometimes, an "ok, cool, let's move on" is all it takes to avoid shit hitting the fan. Don't argue w/a person who just tried to make peace..
What's the alternate version of "jungle fever"? I get it for every well-dressed 20-or-30-something year old white man I see at my work...
Y'all...Joaquin Phoenix, PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, and Amy Adams...#TheMaster
"Yeah, but her teeth are crooked, so... I win."
Why I think about you and reach out to catch up when you couldn't possibly care less about me, I don't know.
I pull solids for everyone & their mothers...but when I need someone to cover for me, no one's anywhere to be found.
"She's still got that 'Zarzamora Sass'..."
Jocelyn Wildenstein look-a-like...I do parties, no big.