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Tweeps give stars instead of applause, because it take two free hands to applaud.
If Superman robs a bank, and spins the Earth back before the robbery, is the cash in the bank or his pocket. I need to know these things.
If you're looking for something poorly written, rife with inconsistencies, and dull as dirt. I recommend my tweets... or The Bible.
Normally I would find the phrase "someone blew a transformer" funny, but when it means I'm without internet, not so much.
Feelin' like a total moron. Tried to type a comma six times, kept getting a semicolon, then I brushed the speck off the screen.
When I see a guy with a shaved chest and his bio includes, "actor, model, dancer," I assume he meant, "fairy princess."
Fuck you, Folgers. The best part of wakin' up is the still breathing part.
I'm in for hell. My dog farted, sniffed her own ass, then jumped up and left the room. Call 911 if I don't tweet again.
Why would I wanna find that someone who completes me? Then I would be a complete asshole.
I'm a 3 star person in a 300 star world.
Hmm, I've been unfollowed by a fitness person. I would chase 'em down to ask why, but this sofa is SO comfy.
Retweeting an egg avi just encourages it to never hatch.
I read that the Catholic church removed several priests. The church apparently decided to give up pedophiles for Lent.
22 followers, yet your tweets are locked. Kinda like a crazy man on street corner with a bullhorn......inside a plastic bubble.
Fortune cookie said that 90 days from that day, my fondest dream would come true, apparently my fondest dream was a new pack of tube socks.
The christian right fears letting homosexuals serve in the military. They might lose their favorite priests/ministers.
Than you, urban dictionary. I had no idea.
Fuck you, urban dictionary. I want my innocence back.
There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. That skinhead in the alley with a knife is a real kitten.
"Over capacity," was annoying, but timeline ghost town is down right spooky.
I was born. I'm alive. I'll die. Same as your story, I'm sure.
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