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When someone says "I hate bacon", 2 things run thru my mind: 1. This person is an alien, sent here to destroy us all 2. More bacon for me
Would love to find a man that looks at me as adoringly as my puppy does. Also, that uses the bathroom outside.
Seems guy w/ new car forgot how to park & took up 2 spaces instead of 1. To help him out I spray painted instructions along the side of car
I've been gone for almost 2 wks dealing w/ some stuff. I really appreciate u all showing your support by going on w/ your lives.....wait...
In a stunning announcement that rocked the music industry, The Police announced today that you may now "Stand As Close to Me As You Want"
Last night's House Hunters International wasn't in Paris or Spain, but in Toronto. Nice try HGTV but we all know Canada doesn't exist.
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I've decided to offer swimming lessons as a way to earn extra $. Would be easier if I had something other than a slip 'n slide, but still
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Invention: Toilet with an AT&T 3G signal booster.
I'll be nice & only take 40% cash profit 4 my intellectual contribution. You're welcome
I'll be nice & only take 40% cash profit 4 my intellectual contribution. You're welcome
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I must have a twin then, because that was NOT me jamming out and dancing to Justin Timberlake at the red light this morning.
Nope.
Nope.
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In past month I've been eating about 1/2 of what I used to. Have I lost weight? NOOO! My body thinks it's stranded in a freakin' desert!
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I woke to Lady GaGa "Poker Face" playing in my head.
Related; My mind is now closed for renovations which may cause permanent scarring
Related; My mind is now closed for renovations which may cause permanent scarring
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I'm making like a scrub nurse in the Cracker Barrel restroom while 3...THREE ladies leave without so much as a water splash. #Ewwwwwww
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iPhone played "In Your Eyes" while I was in shower. After getting out, I was disappointed to not find a boombox yielding cutie in the yard.
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One of life's hardest lessons to learn is that you'll often have to make difficult decisions on your own. Related: Cool Ranch Doritos FTW!
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I don't know which is scarier...
The fact that Lowe's has all of their Christmas decor out...
Or the fact that I looked at it.
The fact that Lowe's has all of their Christmas decor out...
Or the fact that I looked at it.
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Signs You're Suffering from Insomnia, #17: You now have a favorite QVC host.
And a new 130 piece Christmas village.
And a new 130 piece Christmas village.
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