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Words to the wise: that whole "moustache props for the photobooth" thing is REALLY, REALLY OLD ALREADY.
If this mother of the bride bitches at me any more, she's gonna find herself dumped into the swamp by the end of the night...
Matt: “koalas are nature’s ewoks. hey! you’re not allowed to tweet that.”
might be roped into going to Mass tonight.
so if you see a church on fire in Houston…
shopping cart wheelies: evidently a thing i’m doing today.
if only everything i said on twitter counted towards my #NaNoWriMo stats... i'd totally win, like 10 days early.
#FF ALL mah tweeps. they are the AWESOME. #wineparty
i just stole your soul, and you didn't even realize it.