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I hate being hella cute
Can't believe I spewed tonight. Can't believe my friends let me keep drinking. I'm glad I have friends. Its sucks I'm not over this
Why dip people overlook daddy issues in guys? He's not just an asshole, he's an asshole with daddy issues
Is there a better album than Impending Doom's "Nailed. Dead. Risen" ? The answer is no.
*car merges in front of us reasonably and respectfully* gf: MOTHERFUCKER CUT ME OFF! *speeds up and flashes highbeams 8 times*
me encanta cuando me llama grande papi
Goddamn I hate when people have to point out how they're "growing up" or how "grown up" they already are. Hashtag nobody cares.
the only thing that suppresses my caffeine addiction is my food addiction
Star Wars > Lord of the Rings > Harry Potter
I really hate kanye west