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Maybe I read too much of the stuff I do, but I'm suspicious this "stranded" cruise ship may be harboring the beginnings of a zombie plague.
I looooved THE HOBBIT. Complain about stretching it for extra movies if you want, but I'd watch the fuck out of 40 more if Jackson made 'em.
Just got a text from God, turns out I'm one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Should've packed a nicer shirt. Oh well, time to light fires.
While I continue to battle my way through a new poem, please enjoy this collection of SavageMouse Christmas Classics... http://onespookychick.tumblr.com/post/38163481677/savagemouse-christmas-classics …
But look, if your only retort to a politician you disagree with is a fat joke, maybe you need to put a little more thought into the issues.
You don't need #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile. You need one: Don't be an asshole. It's the ultimate secret to understanding women. You're welcome.
I like skulls and turtles and making fun of bad movies. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Spooky Chick. MSTie. T-Rex. Sometimes a turtle. I mostly write stuff and make art.