Every guy knows you're never suppose to hit a woman so when I get angry I hit the dog instead. Which brings us to smacking bitches.

It's anyone's guess why noone has ever found solid proof of the thought process that makes some of us so hypothetical.

So two wrong's dont make a right but one right will make everyone dramatically beep and wave their hands as you pull into the Fairway.

As far as I'm concerned, every day my Father makes it through is just that much more a reason for why I'm anticipating his funeral, Grandma.

Come to Mobil where we silence the E at the end to help you realize that with these prices you aren't going anywhere without screaming.

It's high time for a smoke session.

I grew out of going in to see the shrink.

Favstar is to beach as my tweets are to that shell that pierces your foot. You'll get annoyed but at least recognize the color of the blood.

Favstar as the name of the site is such a tight fit. Think I'll create Filthtear for our DM's.

The last thing I need is what I wanted in the first place.

Not one guy in my generation would mind being named 'Next'. Every girl I went to college with would be onto them.

I wanted to give myself a thumbs up for sleeping 7 full hours but its still in my mouth.Typing with ONLY my index and middle finger, ladies?

My super power is just making it through the average week.