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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR CAPTION HAS TO DO WITH YOUR PHOTO!!
Can I redo my yearbook quote?
So if I upgrade my MSN Messenger to Skype like they're asking does that mean I can reconnect with my 7th grade girlfriend?
No please, tell me more about your Zumba class.
RT if you RT any tweet that asks you to RT.
One tweet about The Voice yesterday lost me 4 followers. Thanks guys.
I'd like to tweet something witty and funny, but it would be a waste on you guys.
Real life sucks. No one sticks to the 140 character rule there.
The more you tweet about not giving a shit about what other people say the more we know you care. Ok? Ok.
I'm not shocked the actor from Glee overdosed. I'm more shocked that he was 31 and playing a high school student.
Everyday it's the same dilemma. Do I hit the snooze button or do I quit my job?
No your story IS interesting. I'm not walking away. No, I'm not getting into the elevator. SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE ELEVATOR DOOR!
I was trying to change a setting in my car and it said "Only use when car is stopped". So I broke the screen. YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!