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I'm so lost I've decided to just sit here and do nothing instead.
I think I tweeted this last Mother's Day, but I'll tweet it again. So if I don't post my moms pic on Instagram it means I don't love her?
"Thanks a lot for your dealing upscale."
يعنى مشكور على تعاملك الراقي 😂😂😂😂
Let me get this online service to tweet prayers for me, that way I'm sure I'll get to heaven. Am I right, Arab logic?!
I'm sorry, I'm just not interested in you. Why? Because you're stupid.
Me: Flora, did my mother have her lunch?
Flora: there is machboos.
Me: Ok, but did my mother eat it?
Ok then, that was helpful.
Why can't I find someone who can get the cheese to bread ratio right?
I was going to go out and be productive today for a change, but the couch seemed so lonely without me...
All the snapchats I'm getting today are of people hiding in various places in their work place and eating.
Schools should start to offer classes called, "How to Pick a Quote That's Actually Relevant to Your Picture."
Awake at 4 am and in the mood to argue. Fantastic.
I don't understand why the NBA won't consider me. I mean, did you see how perfectly I threw the tissue into the bin?? The Kuwaiti Jordan!
I'm such an impatient person that I need to remind myself to just shut up and listen when someone explains something to me.
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