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My precious Yorkie is one year old today! She's my pride and joy!
Hit the gym. Hit the showers. Hit the bottle. Hit the hay.
Damn you two for one margaritas! I'm dizzy.
A guy at the mall told me studying non-profit management was counterproductive. I'm not the one working retail, buddy. Morons abound.
Gym....uh, yeah I'm definitely reading in bed all day.
I got approved! House time!
BF: "Are you going to throw up?"
ME: "No. That's just how my face looks today"
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Dive into the deep end, life is one long weekend.
I'm just going to be exhausted tomorrow. It's all good.
I've been experiencing an animalistic lust for McDonald's since last Thursday. It's inconvenient. I want Mcnuggets, but also self-respect.
Sad that it takes violent tragedies to remind us to hug loved ones and realize life is precious.